No matter what anyone tells you, please refrain from setting yourself on fire, overdosing on Benadryl, sticking metal stuff in electrical outlets, or intentionally smashing your friend’s head into...

In order to avoid parents having to explain things to their own children, all horny elephants are to be jerked off BEFORE people visit the zoo! RIGHT?! Let’s talk...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world that allowed you to make a mold of your own butthole, convert it into chocolate,...

Wait… a college professor got fired for saying a word in a completely different language, that kinda sounded like a racial slur in another completely different language?! Let’s talk...

Remember that one time Joe Pesci made a legit rap video about “bitches that will getcha?” We didn’t either. Let’s talk about that, your wife walking around Walmart with...

Do you have a crippling fear of wearing a male chastity cage on your wang and then having hackers permanently lock it remotely? It’s happening out there. Let’s talk...