Listen… if you’re visiting Yellowstone National Park and then going online to submit a one-star review because there’s “too many elk”… you need to have your internet privileges taken away permanently. Let’s talk about that, accidentally blasting porn for the entire neighborhood, frivolous lawsuits, the stupid technological trend of having smart everythings, and more on…

When the air temperature reaches 100+ degrees, is it THEN ok to unplug your dying dad’s ventilator in order to plug in an AC unit, ultimately killing him? Probably not. Let’s talk about that, lassoing garbage cans with an extension cord, your father walking around your house in his whitey tighties, and a lot more…

Have you ever been hired, or hired someone else, to break into your house and gently stroke you with a broom in order to fulfill a sexual fantasy? No? Well, someone did and shit went sideways REALLY quick. Let’s talk about that, lying to your parents about getting a blowie, some bitch named Lori, and…

If we had a dollar for every time our mom got blasted drunk and made us ride in an inflatable pool on top of the car to keep it from blowing off while she drove… we would have exactly zero dollars… because that’s next level stupid. Let’s discuss that, getting super mad at inanimate objects,…