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Is We Dumb? | Hamster. Snow Blower. Light Bulb. Whoopee Cushion.

Remember that one time you ordered McDonalds through a food delivery service, and when it didn’t show up you called 9-1-1 to complain? Probably not. Let’s talk about that, why a mom had to bury a microwave in the backyard, screaming at mechanics thinking they control the universe, accidentally throwing away all your kid’s Christmas…

Is We Dumb? | Cheese Roll. Horse Head. Morse Code. Flamethrower.

Ahhhhh yes, the long standing tradition of decorating a horse skull with bells and a bed sheet before wondering throughout the village to challenge strangers to a singing competition. Wait, WHAT?! Let’s talk about that, some super poor quality control by a ceiling fan company, completely wrecking yourself chasing a wheel of cheese down a…

Is We Dumb? | Sweet Tea. 5G. Garth Brooks. Habanero.

Imagine that your dog is getting attacked by a 350 pound bear. Would you tackle it and start punching it in the face to save your dog? Let’s talk about that, a lady’s butthole being marked as a business by Facebook, a racist dude getting absolutely destroyed by a can of Twisted Tea, having a…

Is We Dumb? | Santa. Laptop. Nerf Gun. Germs.

Have you ever bought an absurd amount of laptops, hid them from your wife under your bed, and then literally never used them? Let’s talk about that, procrastinating on buying a gift until it costs you over $100 in shipping, a mall Santa making your kid cry, the complications generational gaps have when watching porn,…

Is We Dumb? | Spackle. Die Hard. Wifi. Milk Jug.

What if the late John McCain was the main character in Die Hard and not John McClane? Let’s talk about that, laughing as your dad falls off the roof, accidentally giving your wang-piece a snakebite tattoo with a stapler, getting WAY too high when spraying wall texture, and more on today’s episode of Is We…

Is We Dumb? | Microwave. Duct Tape. Meth. BB Gun.

Just in time for Christmas, did you know you can send your favorite humans a fart in a jar?! That’s right, it’s a thing you can actually do in this amazing world. Let’s talk about that, makeshift ways to repair an automobile, why microwaving a glow stick is a terrible idea, trying to sit down…

Is We Dumb? | Cigarette. Sea Scooter. Yo-Yo. Pizza Hat.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex to “Cotton Eye Joe” or “God Bless the USA?” Your wait is officially over with the “Worst Songs to Have Sex To” playlist! Let’s talk about that, our inability to listen to the most basic of things our wives say, some terrible advice…

Is We Dumb? | Bill Gates. TikTok. Grinder. Body Odor.

No matter what anyone tells you, please refrain from setting yourself on fire, overdosing on Benadryl, sticking metal stuff in electrical outlets, or intentionally smashing your friend’s head into the ground. Let’s talk about that, casually rolling a dry ice bomb into someone’s living room, how evil Bill Gates truly is, the world record for…

Is We Dumb? | Explosion. Alligator. Threesome. Gummy Bears.

In order to avoid parents having to explain things to their own children, all horny elephants are to be jerked off BEFORE people visit the zoo! RIGHT?! Let’s talk about that, finding out the Army blew up your mom’s body, tossing a live alligator through a drive thru window, restaurant customers helping a struggling chef…

Is We Dumb? | Novocaine. Butthole Mold. Denny’s. Good Boy.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world that allowed you to make a mold of your own butthole, convert it into chocolate, and then send it to your friends and family? If yes… then BOY, DO WE HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU! Let’s talk about that, the…

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