Have you ever bought an absurd amount of laptops, hid them from your wife under your bed, and then literally never used them? Let’s talk about that, procrastinating on buying a gift until it costs you over $100 in shipping, a mall Santa making your kid cry, the complications generational gaps have when watching porn,…

What if the late John McCain was the main character in Die Hard and not John McClane? Let’s talk about that, laughing as your dad falls off the roof, accidentally giving your wang-piece a snakebite tattoo with a stapler, getting WAY too high when spraying wall texture, and more on today’s episode of Is We…

Just in time for Christmas, did you know you can send your favorite humans a fart in a jar?! That’s right, it’s a thing you can actually do in this amazing world. Let’s talk about that, makeshift ways to repair an automobile, why microwaving a glow stick is a terrible idea, trying to sit down…

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex to “Cotton Eye Joe” or “God Bless the USA?” Your wait is officially over with the “Worst Songs to Have Sex To” playlist! Let’s talk about that, our inability to listen to the most basic of things our wives say, some terrible advice…

No matter what anyone tells you, please refrain from setting yourself on fire, overdosing on Benadryl, sticking metal stuff in electrical outlets, or intentionally smashing your friend’s head into the ground. Let’s talk about that, casually rolling a dry ice bomb into someone’s living room, how evil Bill Gates truly is, the world record for…

In order to avoid parents having to explain things to their own children, all horny elephants are to be jerked off BEFORE people visit the zoo! RIGHT?! Let’s talk about that, finding out the Army blew up your mom’s body, tossing a live alligator through a drive thru window, restaurant customers helping a struggling chef…

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world that allowed you to make a mold of your own butthole, convert it into chocolate, and then send it to your friends and family? If yes… then BOY, DO WE HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU! Let’s talk about that, the…

Wait… a college professor got fired for saying a word in a completely different language, that kinda sounded like a racial slur in another completely different language?! Let’s talk about that, having a pet groundhog that lives under your porch, getting matching haircuts with your son, calling out people who don’t put their shopping carts…

Remember that one time Joe Pesci made a legit rap video about “bitches that will getcha?” We didn’t either. Let’s talk about that, your wife walking around Walmart with her vagina accidentally hanging out, feeling like a complete idiot while on the phone with a costumer service representative, funny Ouija board reviews, and more on…

Do you have a crippling fear of wearing a male chastity cage on your wang and then having hackers permanently lock it remotely? It’s happening out there. Let’s talk about that, parrots that call you a “fat tw*t” when you walk by, watching some dude poop in the sand in Venice Beach, being best friends…