Sending an unknown white powder through the hospital bank-tube system is all fun and games until you come back to work and the FBI is there. Let’s talk about that, complaining about velcro straps on shoes, asking your mom for permission to masturbate, calling the cops to get your fake ID back, and more on…

Are you an adult that just so happens to be in the care of 5 infants… AND have always dreamed of spending the night in a giant potato? You’re going to be so pumped. Let’s talk about that, accidentally alerting everyone they’re about to die, stabbing your husband over mistakenly thinking he was cheating, getting…

You ever hear the one about the dudes who decided to eat 66 pounds of oranges in 30 minutes to avoid paying extra baggage fees and then developed insanely painful mouth ulcers? It’s not a joke. It’s real. Let’s talk about that, ramming a didgeridoo up your tailpipe, turning your uncle’s skeleton into a guitar,…

Did you ever think one could raise over $30,000 for charity simply by delivering pizza out their apartment window? It’s happening. Let’s talk about that, a lady that’s completely oblivious to the sound she is making in a movie theatre, announcing that you “Eat Ass” to everyone around you, heckling your kid’s piano recital, and…

Have you ever been having sex and thought to yourself, “Man… I wish I could use my balls as a dildo.” Yep… now you can! Let’s talk about that, going to jail for egging a cop car, the ugly side of LA culture and the reviews they leave online, high anxiety trying to open plastic…

One of the best perks about being a pilot is when mid-flight the windshield explodes and SUCKS YOU OUT OF THE F****ING AIRPLANE!! This. Actually. Happened. Let’s talk about it, some weird eating habits that exist in the world, a hotline you simply scream into, moonwalking everywhere you go forever, and more on today’s episode…

Have you ever visited an online forum to ask strangers if you could sue a neighbor, who agreed to watch your kid for a couple hours for free, into having to pay child support? WTF?!?! Let’s talk about that, a giant ass eagle none of us even knew existed, a waitress saving a little boy…

How many different tools and gadgets can one possibly fit into a ridiculous, seven pound Swiss Army knife? Spoiler… so many. Let’s talk about that, a top-notch example of instant karma, a local nurse saving a stranger’s life while in traffic, Nicolas Cage staring at you while you eat every meal, and more on today’s…

Chances are, you’ve been hammered drunk at one point or another. But have you ever been “change your legal name to Celine Dion” hammered drunk?! Let’s talk about that, a recent windstorm that absolutely wrecked Coeur d’Alene, ID, a heartwarming story about a stolen dog returning home, fighting an orangutan with a sword, and more…

Remember that one time you ordered McDonalds through a food delivery service, and when it didn’t show up you called 9-1-1 to complain? Probably not. Let’s talk about that, why a mom had to bury a microwave in the backyard, screaming at mechanics thinking they control the universe, accidentally throwing away all your kid’s Christmas…