Is We Dumb? | Hamster. Snow Blower. Light Bulb. Whoopee Cushion.

Remember that one time you ordered McDonalds through a food delivery service, and when it didn’t show up you called 9-1-1 to complain? Probably not. Let’s talk about that,...

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Is We Dumb? | Cheese Roll. Horse Head. Morse Code. Flamethrower.

Ahhhhh yes, the long standing tradition of decorating a horse skull with bells and a bed sheet before wondering throughout the village to challenge strangers to a singing competition....

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Is We Dumb? | Sweet Tea. 5G. Garth Brooks. Habanero.

Imagine that your dog is getting attacked by a 350 pound bear. Would you tackle it and start punching it in the face to save your dog? Let’s talk...

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Is We Dumb? | Santa. Laptop. Nerf Gun. Germs.

Have you ever bought an absurd amount of laptops, hid them from your wife under your bed, and then literally never used them? Let’s talk about that, procrastinating on...

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Is We Dumb? | Spackle. Die Hard. Wifi. Milk Jug.

What if the late John McCain was the main character in Die Hard and not John McClane? Let’s talk about that, laughing as your dad falls off the roof,...

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Is We Dumb? | Microwave. Duct Tape. Meth. BB Gun.

Just in time for Christmas, did you know you can send your favorite humans a fart in a jar?! That’s right, it’s a thing you can actually do in...

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Is We Dumb? | Cigarette. Sea Scooter. Yo-Yo. Pizza Hat.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex to “Cotton Eye Joe” or “God Bless the USA?” Your wait is officially over with the “Worst...

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Is We Dumb? | Bill Gates. TikTok. Grinder. Body Odor.

No matter what anyone tells you, please refrain from setting yourself on fire, overdosing on Benadryl, sticking metal stuff in electrical outlets, or intentionally smashing your friend’s head into...

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Is We Dumb? | Explosion. Alligator. Threesome. Gummy Bears.

In order to avoid parents having to explain things to their own children, all horny elephants are to be jerked off BEFORE people visit the zoo! RIGHT?! Let’s talk...

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Is We Dumb? | Novocaine. Butthole Mold. Denny’s. Good Boy.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world that allowed you to make a mold of your own butthole, convert it into chocolate,...

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Is We Dumb? | Groundhog. Slip N’ Slide. Homicide. Haircut.

Wait… a college professor got fired for saying a word in a completely different language, that kinda sounded like a racial slur in another completely different language?! Let’s talk...

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Is We Dumb? | Rattlesnakes. Yoga Pants. The Prez. Flat Tire.

Remember that one time Joe Pesci made a legit rap video about “bitches that will getcha?” We didn’t either. Let’s talk about that, your wife walking around Walmart with...

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