Selling bombs, getting your ass kicked by Mike Tyson, what in heck Michelle Branch has...

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Vibrator urn, why in the hell bathtubs are so short, nearly blowing up a gas...

Fighting over a landline, having a career as a falcon sex hat wearer, unable to...

McDonalds robbery gone wrong, bouncers that bodyslam people for no reason, the worst lie ever...

Sticking your ween in a hot tub jet, a warped fantasy about a substitute teacher,...